March 2012
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karsprite:
>WHINE WHIMPER
>TRIES TO IGNORE THIS
karsprite:
>FOLLOWING
>WALKS FASTER
>SPEED WALKING
>TAKES OFF UPSTAIRS
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karsprite:
>SEAN
>SEAN
>SEEAANNN
>WHINE
>WALKS SWIFTLY IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
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)POFJDKFHNS LQK@!!!!
IS THATY
SUFFERERRRR?!??!
OH MY GOD UPDSATE GUYSD UPDATE GO LOOK NOW WHAT IS THAT HWO WHAT
karsprite:
>SEAN
>SEAN
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMNIT
>N
>O
>P
>E
karsprite:
>WOW DAS RUDE
>HOW ABOUT I PEE IN YOUR SODA WHAT THEN
>LALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU
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Just going to pretend Karsprite doesn’t exist for a few days.
Yep.
He doesn’t live here KARSPRITE WHO??? WHAT’S A KARSPRITE???
IS IT A TYPE OF SODA?
February 2012
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(I’M REALLY TIRED SO I”M GONNA
GO
LAY DOWN OR SOMETHING KAY
LATER)
and then my whole dash was will smith
Karsprite: hey
Karsprite: what if
Karsprite: what if kk can autofellatio too
Xesta: >_> why does everyone want to torture sean
Karsprite: because its fun
Karsprite: :3c
@Sean
notoriouslyferal:
Kicks his foot a bit, sending a glare Sean’s direction.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M PREPARED FOR YOUR “EARTH’S” WEATHER?
Motions to practically naked body…. before melting with that delicious fire. Is cheating on everyone with this fireplace. He curls into a tight ball, peeping himself now.
we should get you some clothes
Curls around him and snuggles close, purring deep and...
Reblog this if your blog is a Homestuck rp blog.
turntechtimehead:
I want some new people to follow again. u_u
@Sean
notoriouslyferal:
Makes a faint squeak toy noise with the squeeze, floundering in discomfort before settling with a HUFF. … And nuzzles back, but just a little.
I missed you too, I assumed this magic what not had run out, but fuck me apparently it hasn’t.
AND IT’S STILL COLD HERE, I HATE YOUR WORLD.
Curls tightly around him, nuzzling back against his cheek with a few more low chirps and...
@Sean
notoriouslyferal:
Realizes his pile stinks.
…
Shoves it all aside and curls up WITHOUT the added padding because he will not subject himself to that shit.
Or at least this is how it would have gone if he didn’t get football tackled by Sean. SCREEEEECHING in retaliation, claws flashed with all intentions on ripping the other apart before realizing who it was. Oh.
…
Karkat claws him...
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@Sean
notoriouslyferal:
More or less CLAWS THE SHIT OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR, before realizing he can actually open up the damn thing.
Swinging it open, he darts on inside, right for his pile to huddle under and shiver to death.
Elsewhere Crabdad leers at the opened door and squints.
No.
Why.
Sees something flash by in the corner of his eye, only to just catch KK’s tail as it disappears in...
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i swear to god when i see karkat next
he wont be leaving our room for days
because im going to tie him down and take out all this goddamn pent up frustration on him
all of it
okay
so if we disappear you know why
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karsprite:
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-Cannot think anymore. Nope. All coherent thoughts are completely gone, out the window, never to be seen again. He just GAWKS at the sprite’s little show, eyes following every little movement from behind his shades, talons curling as little pangs of need course through his body. Sure the autofelatio is great- no, amazing- but when he sees those that hand reach back...
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karsprite:
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-HE’S TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. Look at that smug face as he just… lowers on…. and… the lips… and… wow that looks really great- NO STOP. This is what he wants, he’s totally being a gigantic prick right now and teasing you on purpose. No. Don’t let it happen, Sean, FIGHT IT.
…Wow he really, really can’t fight...
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karsprite:
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-Yeah, there’s a certain moment when things go from trolling and trying to make someone uncomfortable to backfiring and slapping you in the face. Suddenly YOU’RE the one squirming around in the awkward tension, hit with a massive case of whiplash and just wondering how the fuck you got here. That’s Sean right now.
He presses harder back against the door...
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karsprite:
>He sure is.
>Moans on his own bulge
-UHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH WOW OKAY
AWKWARD BONERS GALORE.-
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karsprite:
>Enjoy the show, Sean.
>This is strictly for your benefit.
-D
a
n
g
He sure is flexible.-
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karsprite:
>Yeah well you walked in right when he’d started so there
>but he sees that lingering skepticism and it starts to piss him off. he’s being watched and STILL sean’s gotta be an ass about it.
>So time to show the difference between what was happening and what Sean is claiming.
>All on autofellatio now.
-Was still full of skepticism right up to the point where the sprite...
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karsprite:
>GOD DAMN IT’S JUST CLEANING THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS
>awkwardly glancing at sean now and again during
-Yeah after like 10 seconds of licking it’s no longer cleaning and more like getting funky with yourself.-
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karsprite:
>Ears flatten back
…..
……..
……….
>Goes….. back….. to….. cleaning…………………
-That does not look like cleaning still.
SQUINTS AT HIM.
Ur doin naughty things and he’s watchin like ceiling Sean.-
karsprite:
OH BECAUSE YOU LET JUST ANYONE WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SHOWER, RIGHT?
):<B
-IS WAITING.-
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karsprite:
>WHINE
>WHIMPER
FINE.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
what bro???
if its just cleaning as you say
it shouldnt be too embarrassing am i right
>B)
> B)
>B)
> B)
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karsprite:
FOPSJLMERFOLMNKEGDF
>FUCK TEREZI ALMOST CAUGHT ON SFDIONRFD SHIT SHIT SHIT
>Whine pathetically
SEAN NO…
-Casually leans back against the closed door with this MISCHIEVOUS EXPRESSION.-
B)
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scalekeeper:
-wow rude.- >:T
-Oops can’t have anyone interfering
though she will be the first person he tells if Karsprite doesn’t fall for it-
scalekeeper:
djfuckass:
karsprite:
OH MY GOD NO.
wheres terezi
im sure shed love to know about this
KNOW 4BOUT WH4444T >:?
-CLOSES THE DOOR ON HER FACE-
karsprite:
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!!
-CROSSES HIS ARMS AND STARES AT HIM WITH A RAISED BROW.-
robotghoststory:
Sometimes I like to sit on my blog and browse my posts and pretend that I have a good blog.
karsprite:
OH MY GOD NO.
wheres terezi
im sure shed love to know about this
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karsprite:
>Proceed to fluster about 1000000x worse
WFSOIKNERGFSOPNKEGRDFV WHY
IM BORED OKAY
THERE IS NOTHING TO DO
THIS IS ENTERTAINING
ENTERTAIN ME
-STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES SEAN YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HIM BLOW HIMSELF-
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karsprite:
DO NOT DOUBT MY NEW FOUND ABILITY WITH URINE SAC CONTROL.
>Kicks things away and rolls around whining.
GOD KILL ME NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME
…
….
…..
let me watch
karsprite:
YOU’LL GIVE UP MOUNTAIN DEW FOREVER? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?
THEN I’LL JUST PEE ON EVERYTHING.
YOU CANT PEE ON EVERYTHING THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
-Throws MORE THINGS AT.-
just admit it YOURE FUCKED
strongsuits:
You take a deep breath and shout.
D —> THAT SOUNDS SILLY
-NOPE.
OLLIES OUT.
RUNS.
BOLTS.
SO GONE.-
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karsprite:
SDFOIHEKNGRDSFIOKNERGDF NO!!!!
HELL NO
HELL FUCKING NO!!!
YOU DO THAT AND I WILL PEE IN ALL OF YOUR SODA!!!
then i just wont drink soda
admit it YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME
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strongsuits:
D —> Are you ok D —> It appears you are
D —> I believe that deserves a round of applause
how about i just grab the nearest hot poker and brand a gigantic dick on your forehead
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karsprite:
YES IT WAS OH MY GOD
WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME!?
>Fur ten kinds of bristled up and you all kinds of mortified and embarrassed and flustered
-No longer shocked and more or less AMUSED and trolling hardcore by now. Sean, that’s so rude.
SMIRKS.-
how about i just go tell everybody that you like to autofelatio yourself
could provide some entertainment